I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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