he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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