your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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