I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
