Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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