My friends, they love my intelligence
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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