it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?