he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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