about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.