thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
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I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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