i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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