Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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