i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
