Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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