Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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