Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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