Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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