I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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