dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
ttyl tear gas
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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