The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
