mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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