i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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