Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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