One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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