May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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