Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.â€
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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