If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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