he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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