Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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