Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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