I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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