and you said cock pushups were impossible
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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