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• (301): View more from Maryland

  remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?

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