what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week