Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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