R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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