just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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