is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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