im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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