Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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