At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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