wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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