So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
