I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
