yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
