is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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