This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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