We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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