So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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