Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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