i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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