Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Im part way to drunk.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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