You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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