I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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