And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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