The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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