i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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