i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
third nipple confirmed
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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